personal stuff
full name: derek albion smalls
born: 1941
place: england

education
attended an all girls school for three years, before anyone realised…eventually finalised my education at a school for the mentally “gifted”

previous jobs
professionally unemployed

musical details
lead bass, backup vocals, song writing

distinguishing characteristics
child-frightening facial hair; smoldering stare

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